You Might Be An Evangelical If...#5

For the long holiday weekend this is the 5^th installment in this silliness. Here is the original, #2, #3 and #4. 

The Jollyblogger then made it Presbyterian and Baptist, and it became viral. See here for charismatic, Vineyard, dispensationalist, Pentecostal Holiness and Baptist. If you have “You Might Be An Evangelical” jokes and would like me to post them, please email me at: feedbackcg@yahoo.com. Readers who have already sent some in and are wondering where they are—they’re coming, just a few at a time. 

If someone tells you that you are “on fire,” and your first thought is not to stop, drop, and roll...you might be an evangelical.

If you believe the 700 Club is the best source of news on TV...you might be an evangelical.

If you’ve ever used the phrase, “I don't think God is leading me in that direction,” to get out of something you didn’t want to do...you might be an evangelical.  

All of these are from Travis Prinzi who runs the blog, A Resting Place, and he’s also one of the tipplers from the Boar’s Head Tavern. I say with jealousy-- the folks at the Tavern have more fun than we do. 

Comments

[The Common Anglican]

Just sayin "Hi", from one Common to another.

~The Common Anglican

[Gary]

Very funny stuff.