Just for the fun of it we’re starting a new category, “You Might Be An Evangelical If…” (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy). We don’t take ourselves too seriously and we assume you won’t either.
If you want to submit your own “You Might Be An Evangelical If…” jokes, then please email me at feedbackcg (at) yahoo.com. I will keep a running list and will post them on a semi-regular basis. As awful as it may sound, you might need to be edited ever so slightly, hence emailing them to me first. Please let me know if you want your name associated with your submissions.
If you only want to comment on the jokes you read here, please click “comment” and speak your piece. Or peace.
Here we go:
If the person you and your friend are “sharing with” spits in your face, tells you never to speak to her again, and calls the police to complain about you proselytizing, and you tell your colleague that “God’s Word does not return void”….you might be an evangelical.
If you see a Gold’s Gym t-shirt and then think that a “God’s Gym” t-shirt would be really cool…you might be an evangelical.
If you think the best place to buy quality artwork for your living room is a Christian “bookstore”…you might be an evangelical.